All funny pictures exist to make us laugh and feel good. It’s such a relief to know that there are thousands of websites posting hilarious, droll, crazy or silly images. But the most popular and sought after by most of the people are the celeb pics, especially celebrity nip slip funny pictures.

Why are there so many funny stuff websites and what do they want from us? That’s easy: funny staff sites are the future of the entertainment of the internet. For instance, uvug.com clearly states on its home page that it is in the business of “the funniest videos, photos, ebay auctions, and any other weird stuff we find’. These sites have non-commercial purposes and what’s more the funny pictures and others alike are all for free. Sure, they have sponsors who place banners on their sites and it would be a courtesy from us seeing what they are all about. But for the rest, this is what webmasters of funny pictures sites would like from us: view, giggle, or burst into laughter… maybe find a good tip or two… download whatever we find interesting, humorous or worthy to be send to the others… then walk away in a good mood. That’s it!

Entertainment sites have many categories of funny stuff. So anyone can choose from funny pictures or videos with animals, babies or celebs, games, jokes, fights, deals or George Bush. If try to make a statistics, you’ll find that the most prosperous and abounding of all categories would be the one showing celebs pics. Why? Common, it’s not everyday you see a celebrity without makeup, smoking, eating with a big wide-open mouth or giving the finger. And what’s more, the entire masculine community in the universe and the Hollywood gossip would kill to have the hottest and up-to-the-minute celebrity nip slip funny pictures.

Celebrity nip slips are considered more or less accidentally revealed. Although the degree of intentionality with some of the celebs is to be argued. Since all the celebs, especially female celebs, are constantly chased by armies of paparazzi, it is quite normal after all for such innocent accidents to happen and be promptly put on tape. The more famous a celeb is, the more paparazzi and cameras are around her and the quicker the celebrity nip slip, when it happens, is broadcasted.

But why are paparazzi so crazy about shooting celebrity nip slips? Simply because nipples are “forbidden fruits” and that is what makes them so appealing and tempting. There is one thing that needs to be clarified though: nobody swarms for funny pictures showing male celebrity nip slips, because men shirtless pics are readily available anytime almost anywhere, while celebs women nips are not always willingly presented. One more reason for paparazzi to exist and do their job: taking funny pictures of celebrity nip slips on various places, such as beaches, red carpets or movie shooting places.

Some of the celebs are famous for their frequent nip slips. Take Lindsay Lohan for example! When it comes to celebrity nip slips, this young, artistically gifted and big tited actress rules! One occasional slip happen one night on the way to her car, while another “innocent” mishap occurred precisely during a televised show. These accidents granted miss Lohan the pool position in the celebrity nip slip competition and a lot of advertising. Naturally, we wonder: were they really accidents? Maybe at the beginning.

Laughter is the best medicine. I’m sure everyone has heard of that saying before and it’s because it largely stands true. Knowing how to be funny is a great gift to have, when used in the right situations of course!

Being funny doesn’t necessarily have to be about telling “knock knock” jokes. In fact I don’t think they’re even that funny, but of course everyone has different senses of humor. I’m sure you know many people that are instinctively funny and wondered how they manage to say things that make people laugh so easily? Well, the answer is that some people are naturally born with wit, but it may come to your surprise that being funny can actually be taught.

Being humorous can be used in so many ways. It can be used to lighten the mood in a tense situation, make your friends laugh, and is even a good way to break the ice when dating. Humor is a trait that is high up on the lists of what women look for in a man. Ask a few female friends you have and they’ll probably all tell you that a sense of humor is one of their dating criteria.

Of course humor can be taken a bit too far at times. The perfect example is when people try to impersonate another person in order to wind them up. This can sometimes be funny, but other times actually annoy the person being mocked.

Knowing how to be funny is about learning what type of joke to tell, when to tell it, and who to tell it about (if anybody). Being funny is a great trait to have and a favorite of many people. You can see this by just how many successful films there are based around comedy. We love to laugh as it makes us feel happy.

If you aren’t naturally witty and funny then you don’t need to worry about never being able to make people laugh as you can be taught.

Here is how to find humor in not-so-funny stuff. Before long, you will have people laughing a lot at your presentation without telling jokes. Below are some ways to get people to laugh.

Steps

1. Set the scene for laughter. If you want to lighten up your program, you might want to let the audience know this, even before you say one word. Project some lighthearted visuals as the audience is entering the room. Play some uplifting music as they enter. Or, add some humor to your presentation title or program description. Your bio, for example, can have a list of accomplishments, playfully followed by “His mother is very proud of him.”

2. Poke fun at yourself. Again, even before you open your mouth, you can show the audience that you do not take yourself too seriously by adding some playful things about you in your introduction. For example, have the introducer tell the audience that you are the author of seven books which have sold well over 30 copies. Then the person corrects their mistake and says, “Oops, that is 300,000 copies.”

3. Get some laughs with a prop. It has been said that learning is enhanced with visual aids. If this is true, then speakers need to enhance their talks with something to visually illustrate what they are saying. A prop is a great way to do this because it not only makes your message memorable but it can also get a laugh. Use balloons to illustrate how people can let go of their stress; an inflatable globe to illustrate how we often carry the world around on our shoulders; and a plastic hammer with which to hit yourself on the head when you goof up. All make a point and all get a laugh.

4. Tell your humorous stories. Open your humor eyes and ears and look and listen for the funny things that happen all around you. Families are an especially good resource for finding humorous stories. One such story involves the author’s 93-year-old mother. Every time she goes to the doctor, she hires a van service to take her there and back. One late afternoon, it did not show up to take her home. Since the doctor had to close the office for the day, he suggested that she wait for the van in the pizza parlor next door. After waiting a long time without the van arriving, she went up to the counter and asked, “Do you deliver?” When the man behind the counter replied, “Of course, we do. We’re a pizza place.” She said, “Great. Then I’d like a pepperoni pizza and I’d like to go with it.”

5. Borrow some witty words. While waiting for your own humor-related stories to appear, you might want to borrow some funny short quotes from famous people to lighten up your talks. Quotation books, the TV, newspapers, and magazines such as Reader’s Digest are great resources for locating great quotes. For instance, if you frequently speak to hospice groups, Woody Allen’s comments about death and dying are appropriate (e.g., “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”).

6. Collect audience anecdotes. Sometimes audiences say the funniest things. When they do, write it down. It could be a big laugh in your next presentation. For years, I have been asking audiences, “How do you spell relief?” My answer is “L-A-U-G-H”. Then one day a woman in the back row called out, “D-I-V-O-R-C-E.” It got a huge laugh for her that day and continues to get a laugh for me when I retell it.

7. Remember the bottom line. For non-humorists, some of the ideas presented here may seem too frivolous for your subject matter. Nevertheless, I would still encourage you to seek some way of upping the entertainment value of your talks because it might also increase what you can charge. As Steve Allen once noted, “People will pay more to be entertained than educated.”

8. Make it relevant. One final word about using humor in your presentations–make sure it is relevant. Amusing an audience for the sake of getting a laugh might be ideal for a stand-up comedian or an after-dinner humorist but it’s probably not okay for most speakers. If your humor does not make a point or have a purpose, do not use it!

Tips

· When speaking to a group of people, sweep the room with your eyes so that everybody pays attention to you

· In sweeping the room, periodically make eye contact for a few moments with one person, then with another – don’t appear too animated and speak to that person as though they were the whole room, then break contact and look at someone else.

· In Powerpoint presentations or similar situations, use crudely drawn pictures you threw together in MS Paint (or similar program). Make it quite obvious that you are not an artist with stick figures, incoherent blobs, and poorly drawn simple pictures, all with the brush tool. No predefined shapes, text tools, or anything of that sort. The idea of this is that you threw this picture together in paint in 30 seconds. Present it as you would any other slide, starting off with “this diagram I put together…” or anything that mentions that you did it.

Warnings

· Be careful while poking fun at yourself (step 2). If you do it, do it without losing credibility, or else no one will take the rest of your presentation seriously.

· Do not dress funny for, let’s say a presentation. That is a surefire way for people not to take what you say seriously. You should be able to make people laugh and still get your message across. If you look like a clown you will be perceived as a clown.

The article is written by Stanley Lyndon, author of “How to be Funny” ISBN 1-4276-1392-3 sold at: How to be Funny . This may be distributed free of cost anywhere as long as the author note is preserved.

Stanley Lyndon is a well established comedian/writer and author of “How to be Funny”. His website can be found at: How to be Funny

Just ask any woman – dating a guy that can make her laugh is far more important than being with someone because they look good. Women find the most simple characteristics in men attractive, if you are confident and can tell a funny joke of two, you’ll have much success in the land of love.

Women don’t normally need to be too concerned with having to pull off a smooth pick up line to meet a man or gain his attention. Holding his eyes for a few seconds with a cheeky grin, or accentuating their best physical asset is usually enough to send the intended message. But when it comes to a man making the moves, he has to work much harder.

As per usual, Hollywood and its celebrities have lead the way and have made it acceptable in the eyes of society for average looking men to be with spectacularly good looking women – so long as he continues to amuse and stimulate her mind. Our relationships guru, Diane Bishop tells us “women are very responsive to wit and charm, and if a guy goes out of his way to make a girl laugh in a self-assured manner, he will reap the rewards accordingly.”

So let’s discuss this. Let’s see what is not right with these conventionally appealing guys, and accordingly, let’s analyze these average looking yet likeable men. Some comments published in a leading London women’s magazine by single women set out to clarify that women do not find hot men appealing – said one young lady from St Albans: “there is a difference between eye candy and feeling attracted to a man with the feeling of wanting to get to know him on a personal level, many people mistake lust for real attraction.”

And it’s not always about being the life of the party, or feeling pressured into having to always come up with classic one liners. Combining humor, confidence and showing a woman plenty of attention to detail pretty much sums up the perfect package all rolled up into one very attractive man – just ask any girl!

Funny men are simply fun to be around. Funny guys have the potential to brighten up a girls day, they are usually confident and arousing and what’s more, men who possess such qualities are exceptional communicators – what more could a woman want!

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Almost every sex and dating survey tells men the same thing: what girls most want in a guy is a great sense of humor. Forget looks, money or social status, if you can make a chick laugh, you are in with a chance.

So why do funny pick up lines get such a terrible press? Women are forever complaining about the cheesy jokes men tell to get their attention, and it’s hard to find an advice article which doesn’t recommend ditching the one liners and simply saying hello.

What’s a guy to do?

I’m not going to suggest scrapping your pick up lines. Faced with a gorgeous girl, many men find that having something witty and pre-prepared to say is what gives them the courage to go on over and talk to her.

I am going to suggest re-thinking how your lines are delivered, though.

Pick up lines suffer from many problems, not least of which is how dated they can be. The first time a man stated that heaven must be missing an angel velvet bell bottoms and dodgy moustaches were all the rage. Most jokes get less funny with each telling, so if you want to get a girl’s attention avoid delivering any line which is more than a few months old.

Don’t make the mistake of confusing a crude joke with a pick up line. Even if all they’re after is a one night stand, women like to feel appreciated. Your line should imply that she’s beautiful, special and sexy – not that she’s a bit of a slut, so if your joke’s got anything to do with sex or genitalia you need to give it a miss.

Bear in mind that no matter how witty your one liner, if it sounds too well rehearsed the girl will turn and walk away. Perfectly timed, impeccably delivered pick up lines give girls the impression that you go around chatting up every hot chick you see. Perhaps you do – but it’s best if the women don’t realise it. Girls like to believe that they’re somehow special, so stumble over your words a little and stop her from feeling like one in a long line of ladies.

Alternatively, if your pick up line is a bit passe, you can still make it work for you by showing a little shame. Deliver your line stylishly with a self-deprecating smile, then laugh at yourself and apologise. Stating, ‘I’m sorry that was so corny, but I really wanted to talk to you’ is incredibly flattering and bound to make a girl grin.

There really is nothing more attractive to the average girl than a guy who can make her laugh. Pick up lines may not be a popular approach any more, but a genuinely funny joke will make any single chick stop and give you a chance.

Girls are just as nervous about meeting new people as we are, so whether you greet her with a one liner or an offer of a drink, any excuse to start a conversation with you will be welcomed. Keep it clean, calm and delivered with a pinch of apology and any good pick up line is going to do its job.

We all need to hear something funny once in a while. It could be your co-worker’s idea of a funny joke, or else your cell phone’s funny ring tune. Go with the latter if you feel like you need a good laugh every now and then.

Sometimes we tend to focus too much on our responsibilities that we lose all sense of humor along the way. Our jobs could keep us very busy, or else very serious, that something as trivial as a funny ring tune on our cell phones could pay off big time. There’s truly something about funny ring tunes that appeal to a lot of people, young or old, from all walks of life, and that something is the ability to make a person smile.

Like other types of ring tunes, funny ring tunes are available in different formats: caller ID tunes, buddy name tunes, SMS funny ring tunes, real tones, true tones, polyphonic ring tunes, monophonic ring tunes, etc. Newer cell phones support all these formats, though older models are stuck with monophonic ring tunes. There’s no end of funny ring tunes for ring tunes aficionados.

There are two ways to download funny ring tunes on your cell phone. One way is to download it straight from your service provider – the easier method. Most service providers let their subscribers download funny ring tunes from their database for a small fee.

The other method is to get the funny ring tune from the Internet and then pass it to your cell phone via Bluetooth or a PC connector. Free funny ring tunes are available. But some websites still charge a small fee per download.

Have fun with your funny ring tunes.

Age-old sayings like “laughter is the best medicine” emphasize the importance of lighter moments in life. In today’s ultra-busy world, the importance of laughter is felt more than ever. It underscores the necessity to have a repository of all the wise/funny sayings and quotes that tickle our strained nerves and brings back the beautiful smile. Pun-intending word usage makes us smile. Here is an example. One gentleman who borrowed a significant amount of money from his banker has conveniently forgotten to repay it. When he was requested to pay the principal amount outstanding or the interest accrued, the fun-loving loaner replied, “I have no interest in paying the principal or no principle in paying the interest”. We do not know the reaction of the hapless banker, but the witty quote amuses us to no end.

Our ancestors distilled all their experiences into few sayings that sound funny, but the wise utterances can teach us the wisdom of our forefathers. One Chinese saying teaches us that the experience we gain in our life is more valuable to others than to us. The saying, when translated to English, goes like this: “Experience is the comb nature gives to man after he becomes bald”. Instead of using so many bland words, it uses a great analogy that we all can relate to and makes us laugh.

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Are you stressed out due to work pressure or due to your family? Do you need a daily laughter? Have you ever tried searching for funny stupid, humorous, silly quotes?

Reading quotes is one of the best ways to be happy. It acts as a stress buster and helps you release your daily tensions. These quotes or sayings are becoming increasingly popular day by day because of this only. Everyday millions of people search for funny stuff on the internet. This trend is increasing day by day because the world is now gripped with stresses. Not only old, but now teens are also so much stressed out that the rate of crime is increasing at an alarming pace.

So what is the solution to curb this increasing stress menace? If we see internet statistics, jokes, quote and sayings, funny pictures rank among top 50 searched items. So the best way to be happy is to spend 5-10 minutes per day reading jokes, quotes or seeing funny pictures. But now the other problem also arises, i.e. internet is filled with so much stuff which parents don’t want the children to see. So if you are worried about safe sites for your children then stop worrying about it. I am going to tell you how you can enjoy with clean jokes and pictures on internet.

The very first way is to use strict control on search engines. Google offers a strict moderate or no filter option. Keep it strict and save your preferences. Moreover you should narrow your search to specific keywords. Writing just jokes will fetch you millions of results but those would be not safe for all children. Instead search for clean jokes or jokes for children and enjoy those jokes, pictures with family.

I will conclude it with few quotes

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

- Maryon Pearson

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

- Gracie Allen

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

- Kin Hubbard

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

- H. L. Mencken

Cartoons are a form of visual art. Funny refers to anything strange and or something that is hilarious. Therefore, when we say funny cartoons it refers to a strange art that is laughable. Fair enough, funny cartoons are visual representations of a joke. While it takes a few words to compose a joke, a simple illustration can deliver the same effect that a good joke does. It is a funny vision of everything that has to do with our daily lives. Funny cartoons are prime examples that humor is not restricted to words. In fact, they are even more effective than words.

Visuals or images are traditionally attached to articles to invite readers. To some extent, they are used to make the article appear more interesting than it really is. It basically represents the content of an article. It convinces the reader that the text is worth their while. With that, you see joke text with funny cartoons to describe how much humor is involved. Even in a simple newspaper editorial cartoon, humor is always found in the irony of its message. With that, it can be considered a funny cartoon. The comic relief that these drawings or pictures bring greatly depends on the person looking at it. Just think about this simple logic; while getting the humor out of a funny joke demands a certain level of intelligence, it takes a whole new range of intelligence to get humor out of cartoons.

Funny cartoons come in different forms, shapes and sizes. It may talk about the current political tissues, which gives journalists a subtle way of expressing cynical views towards controversial politicians as well as their governing decisions without being too serious or tacky. These cartoons may bring humor to common office scenario. They can make a laughable situation out of a simple picture of life. Hence, funny cartoons represent a lighter side of life.

Looking for a funny cartoon is easy—for you can find it practically everywhere. It can be found on the label of your favorite snack or it can even be on the print of the t-shirt of your jobless neighbor. You can see funny cartoons in the cute drawings of your children. Imagine them making a mess of your hair with blue and green crayons. In many ways, funny cartoons bring a little bit of what life is. It describes the ironies and sufferings in this world without being too upfront about the issue. It lightens up the issues in the society by making fun on the things that really don’t matter, just for the sake of making a difficult situation laughable. It highlights the highs and lows of life. In the end, the comic relief that these cartoons bring makes everyday a funny art.

The appeal of funny cartoons is universal. Regardless of who or what a person may be, he certainly needs to lighten up. It’s good enough that stress takes care of 90% of your health problems, don’t make it any better. Try relaxing a bit; find something funny out of the labels and the pictures you see. But whatever you do, do that at your own privacy. Your comic relief satisfaction level depends on it. You wouldn’t want you co-workers to think you have a head condition.

Tip #1 – Consider the Recipient’s Sense of Humor

Free, funny, happy birthday cards are not always viewed as “funny” by the recipient. Not everyone has the same idea of what is funny and what is not. While you may think a given birthday card is extremely funny, you should stop and think about the recipient before sending it. It may not be funny to him or her. It may even be offensive. If the card is for your grandmother, think about the things that make her laugh. Would she laugh at the birthday card you are about to send? Is the humor her style, or is it brash and edgy even for your generation? The birthday card should be funny to the recipient.

Tip #2 – Consider the Recipient’s Interests

Free, funny, happy birthday cards, while being humorous to the recipient, may not appeal to their interests. The goal in sending a birthday card is to make the recipient happy. If the birthday card is a funny joke about ballet dancers, a wrestler may wish you had chosen something more in line with his interests. Take time to think about the person to whom you are sending the birthday card, and about the things that interest that person most.

Tip #3 – Consider the Recipient’s Age Sensitivity

In other words, if those free, funny, happy birthday cards mock the old age of a person who is unhappy about getting older, it will be neither funny nor happy. A woman who uses anti-wrinkle cream day and night will not enjoy a birthday card that reminds her of increasing wrinkles. A man who gets Botox injections every 5 months will not appreciate a birthday card that shows a furrowed brow. Some people grow old gracefully. Some do not. Know how the recipient feels about aging and choose a funny birthday card that will not offend those feelings.

Tip #4 – Consider Your Reputation

Some people send funny birthday cards anonymously because they would be ashamed to have people know they were sending smut. Stop and consider your reputation. If you are ashamed to sign your name, you should not send that birthday card. If you would be ashamed to have the recipient learn that it was from you, choose another card. You obviously believe it is not appropriate. Have the courage to do what you know is right.

Tip #5 – Consider Your Friendship’s Value

There is nothing wrong with sending birthday cards that are free. You may be unable to afford anything more. If you can afford more, though, think about why you are choosing a free birthday card. Do you care enough to spend a little money? Do you appreciate that person – and value their friendship or their place in the family enough to invest in helping them enjoy the day? Membership at a greeting card website is not expensive, and you gain access to the best of the cards when you invest. Consider your friend or loved one. Is that person worthy of a birthday card that cost you something?

Tip #6 – Consider Being Serious

Finally, think about whether the recipient would rather have a serious, thoughtful birthday card. Many people are afraid to send birthday cards that are serious. They are afraid to express their true feelings toward others. They become uncomfortable with anything that is not funny. Ill-at-ease and lacking in self-confidence, they rely on funny birthday cards. The recipient, however, might treasure a birthday card that expresses your feelings sincerely.

Whatever birthday card you choose to send, make it such that the person celebrating a birthday will sense that you took time to think about him or her.

By: Anna Hart